Man O' Man.....

Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him

Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
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When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
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When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
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When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
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When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
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When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
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Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
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Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
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Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..

"I failed in 8th standard"
-Sachin Tendulkar

"During my secondary
school, I was dropped
from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan

"I was rejected for the
job in All India Radio
bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan

"I used to work in petrol
Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani

"I was rejected in the
interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam

"I didn't even complete
my university education"
- Bill Gates

"I used to serve tea at
a shop to support my
football training"
- Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the
floor in friends rooms,
returning Coke bottles
for food, money, and
getting weekly free
meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs

"My teachers used to
call me a failure"
- Tony Blair

"Friends, there are
many such people who
struggled..

Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
                             
Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.

After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.

Praying to god for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.

Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.

Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.

We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.

Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ....

Give a smile to someone.
Each time u gift a smile, it will make someone's day.....